Doctor: So, is there any chance you may have a sexually transmitted disease and/or are pregnant?
Me: oh no absolutely no possibility
Doctor ( later): with your symptoms it is really important if you tell me if you could be pregnant so if you need to tell me anything...
Me: no
Doctor: are you sure becau....
Me: I'M A LESBIAN.
Doctor: oh.
Me: oh no absolutely no possibility
Doctor ( later): with your symptoms it is really important if you tell me if you could be pregnant so if you need to tell me anything...
Me: no
Doctor: are you sure becau....
Me: I'M A LESBIAN.
Doctor: oh.
